An Interview with a Fictitious Dog! ~ a Fun Encore (Plus a New Release)

by Kassandra Lamb ~ Back in September, 2022, Sister in Crime Lois Winston had her fictitious character, Anastasia Pollock, interview one of my characters, who happens to be a service dog! It was such fun doing an interview with a fictitious dog (I learned a lot as I typed out his answers to the questions) that I decided to post it again, now that the story Buddy talks about in the interview is coming out, finally.

So without further ado, here’s An Interview With a Fictitious Dog!

Today we sit down for a chat with Buddy Banks, a Black Labrador/Rottweiler mix, from author Kassandra Lamb’s Marcia Banks and Buddy Cozy Mystery Series.

Anastasia: What was your life like before your author started pulling your strings?

Buddy: I was a happy puppy. My dog mom was a bit promiscuous. She was supposed to be producing only purebred Black Labradors. Her breeder was quite shocked when my siblings and I were born. Apparently, the neighbor’s Rottweiler had come visiting one night.

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The breeder gave our litter to an agency that trains service dogs for veterans. My first human mom was the woman who fostered us and taught us our manners, until we were old enough to be trained as service dogs. That’s when I met Marcia Banks.

Life was good. Marcia’s very loving and it was fun to learn new things. But I was a little shocked when she took me to meet my veteran. I didn’t realize that I wasn’t going to live with her forever.

But my Marine was a good guy. I liked being useful, helping him deal with his PTSD. And his wife was very sweet, until she got herself killed. When my Marine was accused of her murder, I had to go live with Marcia again.

And as it turned out, I did end up living with her forever, and helping her solve mysteries and train more service dogs.  

Anastasia: What’s the one trait you like most about yourself?

Buddy: I’m pretty brave. I don’t bite but I will do most anything else to protect Marcia. Will, Marcia’s husband, taught me some things that police dogs do. Like grabbing the arm of someone who’s holding a gun. I’ve had to do that way too often! 

Anastasia: What do you like least about yourself?

Buddy: I’m getting old. I have gray hairs on my snout now! And I don’t have as much energy as I once did. It’s hard for me to keep up when helping Marcia train. She’s talking about training a new mentor dog to take my place, so I can retire. I’m not sure how I feel about that.

Anastasia: What is the strangest thing your author has had you do or had happen to you?

Buddy: Well, this is a little strange, but it’s also fun. Our author had Marcia train me to act like someone’s out-of-control pet. When Marcia spins her finger around in a circle, I run up to the dog we’re training and try to get them to play with me.

It’s a test to see if they stay on task or do they let me distract them. We do it again a few times when we’re training the veteran who’s getting the dog, to see if the vet can keep the dog focused.

It’s fun because I get to act as crazy as I want, until Marcia claps her hands, and then I trot away, as calm as can be. The veterans often laugh when they see me shift gears so fast.

Anastasia: Do you argue with your author? If so, what do you argue about?

I don’t, but Marcia does sometimes. Lately they’ve been “discussing” whether or not it’s time to wind down our series.

Marcia has mixed emotions about it. She loves investigating—that’s why she and her husband Will are starting their own private detective agency—but she is getting tired of dealing with killers. She’s ready for tamer things, like insurance fraud cases.

But she was also a little afraid she’d get bored with “tame” after a while. Turns out some insurance fraud cases aren’t as tame as they seem, as she finds out in Auld Lang Mayfair.

Anastasia: What is your greatest fear?

Buddy: Losing Marcia…part of my job is to keep her safe. But she’s always getting into trouble. And now she has a baby. I know she wants me to protect Noelle too, but I’m not sure how to keep a baby safe. What if I screw up and something happens? 

Anastasia: What makes you happy?

Buddy: A good nap after a training session.

Anastasia: If you could rewrite a part of your story, what would it be? Why?

Buddy: Maybe the time with my Marine. Not the whole time, but toward the end. It was so sad. I try not to think about what happened.

interview with a fictitious dog
The book that stars border collie, Dolly

Anastasia: Of the other characters in your book, which one bugs you the most? Why?

Buddy: Well, it used to be the lady who delivers our mail. She was afraid of dogs, but Dolly, the border collie we recently trained—she was so sweet that she won the postmistress over. Now she even pets me sometimes. The postmistress, not Dolly…

Anastasia: Of the other characters in your book, which one would you love to trade places with? Why?

Buddy: That’s easy. The new puppy Marcia’s raising, who will eventually replace me as her mentor dog. If I were the pup, I’d get to live another whole dog-years lifetime with Marcia and her family.

Anastasia: Tell us a little something about your author. Where can readers find her website/blog?

Buddy: Kassandra just celebrated her 70th birthday and her 10th anniversary as a published author. She says it’s time to slow down just a bit (I guess we’re both dealing with this getting-old business). It’s one of the reasons she’s winding down our series. She has started another one—a police procedural series about a female Chief of Police—and she says it’s a little much trying to produce at least one book per series each year.

Readers can learn more about her and her books at her website where there are also links to her social media. 

Anastasia: What’s next for you?

Buddy: We have one more novella coming out, this month, called Auld Lang Mayfair. Kassandra says there’s going to be some drama regarding our friend Carla. She used to help Marcia and me train the dogs, but now she trains on her own and also works at the Mayfair Diner (and gives me meat scraps sometimes).

Our other friend, Edna Mayfair (she’s really old, in her 80s) is always trying to bring in more business, and especially tourists, to our small town. She’s building some new shops along Main Street, but this time her scheme to promote Mayfair may backfire.

And there you have it, folks! An interview with a fictitious dog!

Thanks so much to author Lois Winston and to Anastasia Pollock, heroine of the the Anastasia Pollock Crafting Mysteries, for such a great interview. They, asked fabulous questions, didn’t they?

And here’s the new novella!!

Auld Lang Mayfair, A Marcia Banks and Buddy Mystery #13

Should auld acquaintance be forgot…

The last year has been eventful for Marcia and husband Will. They’ve successfully launched their private investigation agency and completed their family with an adorable but creatively energetic baby girl. Now, they’re about to ring in the New Year with friends and neighbors, but there’s something more than champagne bubbling in Mayfair, Florida.

The octogenarian matriarch of the town is always looking for ways to boost the community’s economy. Her latest scheme is the addition of a row of shops along Main Street. But a few of her new tenants have something more nefarious in mind than simply selling their wares.

When old hostilities set off New Year’s fireworks, a shopkeeper ends up dead, and two friends of Marcia’s are prime suspects. Determined to clear them, Marcia and Will—with Buddy’s help, of course—set out to uncover the real Grim Reaper.

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Posted by Kassandra Lamb. Kassandra is a retired psychotherapist turned mystery writer. She is the author of the Kate Huntington psychological mysteries, set in her native Maryland, the Marcia Banks and Buddy cozy mysteries, set in Central Florida, and the C.o.P. on the Scene police procedurals, set in northern Florida. She also writes romantic suspense under the pen name of Jessica Dale.

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